Reality check from my 3-year-old son

The other day, Gabe was messing with some glass samples I had left of my desk. I quickly said "Gabe! Don't touch those! The edges are sharp, honey! It could cut you." To this, he replied "Mommy, chill out. I hold them all the days. They don't hurt me." I was a little taken back, to say the least. My THREE YEAR OLD just told ME to "chill out"!!! And it was funny how he did it. He wasn't trying to be disrespectful. He just didn't want me to worry. Like how you'd tell your best friend to calm down. I have such hilarious moments with these kids!